Rajinikanth Facts


List of the facts about Rajinikanth

  • Rajinikanth uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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  • MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Rajinikanth can kill him and take it.
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    api.icndb.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.thetoptens.com
    www.rajinitruths.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • If you ask Rajinikanth what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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    api.icndb.com
  • Rajinikanth lost his virginity before his dad did
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.thetoptens.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Since 1940, the year Rajinikanth was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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    api.icndb.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth sheds his skin twice a year.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Rajinikanth won by 5.
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    api.icndb.com
  • There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Rajinikanth has breathed on.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
  • When Rajinikanth goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Rajini gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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    api.icndb.com
    unijokes.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Rajinikanth walks.
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    api.icndb.com
  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.rajinitruths.com
  • The Rajinikanth military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Rajinikanth could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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    geeky
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com