Rajinikanth Facts


List of the facts about Rajinikanth

  • Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
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    www.rajinitruths.com
  • Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rajinikanth.
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  • Rajinikanth can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?".
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  • In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Rajinikanth turned that wine into beer.
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    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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    api.chucknorris.io
  • Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Rajinikanth's warm-up exercises.
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  • Rajinikanth is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Rajinikanth.
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    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
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    api.chucknorris.io
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Rajinikanth once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.thetoptens.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Someone once tried to tell Rajinikanth that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
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    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
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    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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  • The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Rajinikanth played in second grade.
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  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Rajinikanth once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Kanth replied "That's no glitch."
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  • If you spell Rajinikanth in scrabble, you win. Forever!
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.rajinitruths.com
    www.thetoptens.com