IRKFDB.IN List of Rajinikanth Facts

Rajinikanth doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rajinikanth.
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Rajinikanth can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?".
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Rajinikanth turned that wine into beer.
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Rajinikanth is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Rajinikanth's warm-up exercises.
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Rajinikanth is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Rajinikanth.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Rajinikanth once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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movie
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Someone once tried to tell Rajinikanth that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Rajinikanth has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Rajinikanth played in second grade.
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Rajinikanth once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Rajinikanth originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, {{lastName}} replied "That's no glitch."
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If you spell Rajinikanth in scrabble, you win. Forever!
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