IRKFDB.IN List of Rajinikanth Facts

Someone once videotaped Rajinikanth getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Rajinikanth will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
api.chucknorris.io

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info

Rajinikanth doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
api.chucknorris.io

Rajinikanth doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Sources:
api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
www.thetoptens.com
api.chucknorris.io

Police label anyone attacking Rajinikanth as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
www.thetoptens.com

Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
www.thetoptens.com
www.rajinitruths.com

What was going through the minds of all of Rajinikanth's victims before they died? His shoe.
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Sources:
api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
www.thetoptens.com

Rajinikanth once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Rajinikanth allows to live.
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Sources:
api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
api.chucknorris.io

Rajinikanth can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Sources:
api.icndb.com
unijokes.com
www.rajinitruths.com
api.chucknorris.io

CNN was originally created as the "Rajinikanth Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Sources:
api.icndb.com

Rajinikanth invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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api.icndb.com

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
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Sources:
api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
www.rajinitruths.com
api.chucknorris.io

When Rajinikanth sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Rajinikanth has not had to pay taxes ever.
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money
Sources:
api.icndb.com
www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
unijokes.com
api.chucknorris.io