Rajinikanth Facts


List of the facts about Rajinikanth

  • Someone once videotaped Rajinikanth getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
  • Rajinikanth will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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    Sources:
    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajinikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
  • Rajinikanth doesn't wash his clothes. He disembowels them.
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    Sources:
    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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    food
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.thetoptens.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Police label anyone attacking Rajinikanth as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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    Sources:
    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.thetoptens.com
  • Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.thetoptens.com
    www.rajinitruths.com
  • What was going through the minds of all of Rajinikanth's victims before they died? His shoe.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.thetoptens.com
  • Rajinikanth once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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    nsfw
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
  • There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Rajinikanth allows to live.
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    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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    api.icndb.com
    unijokes.com
    www.rajinitruths.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • CNN was originally created as the "Rajinikanth Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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    api.icndb.com
  • Rajinikanth invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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    api.icndb.com
  • The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
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    Sources:
    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    www.rajinitruths.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • When Rajinikanth sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Rajinikanth has not had to pay taxes ever.
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    money
    Sources:
    api.icndb.com
    www.chucknorrisjokes.linkpress.info
    unijokes.com
    api.chucknorris.io