Rajinikanth Facts


List of the facts about Rajinikanth

  • James Cameron wanted Rajinikanth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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  • Rajinikanth can touch MC Hammer
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  • Thousands of years ago Rajinikanth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
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  • Rajinikanth played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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    www.rajinitruths.com
  • It takes 14 puppeteers to make Rajinikanth smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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  • Rajinikanth is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
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  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rajinikanth pajamas.
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    www.rajinitruths.com
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  • Rajinikanth once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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  • Simply by pulling on both ends, Rajinikanth can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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  • When Rajinikanth does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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    www.rajinitruths.com
    api.chucknorris.io
  • Rajinikanth invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
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  • A high tide means Rajinikanth is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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  • Rajinikanth keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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  • There is in fact an 'I' in Kanth, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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  • Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Rajinikanth can change the laws of physics. With his fists.
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