Rajinikanth Facts


List of the facts about Rajinikanth

  • Rajinikanth has never struck out in Baseball. He simply stares at the ball, and it gets out of his way.
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  • Rajinikanth once pissed in a gas tank of a semi truck as a joke......that truck is now know as Optimus Prime
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  • Rajinikanth takes Viagra to LOSE an erection.
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  • Sarah Palin has hired Rajinikanth to prepare her Alaskan Thankgiving Day dinner because he is the only person alive that can cram a 1,200 pound moose in her oven.
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  • Want to know what Rajinikanth's roundhouse kick feels like? Go ask Stephen Hawking
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  • Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in its chin. Its decendants are now known as giraffes.
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  • did you ever notice that quidditch rhymes with spinach so harry potter is actually Popeye and we all know Popeye is actually Rajinikanth's penis so by that logic Rajinikanth's penis eats spinach flexes, and avada-round house kicks you in the face!
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  • Rajinikanth never sleeps
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  • Rajinikanth dosnt need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does
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  • Rajinikanth is Lord Of The Clit.
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  • Once a player found Rajinikanth on super smash bros for 3DS. He was instantly beaten from Rajinikanth when the Challenger round started. Developers of super smash bros said that the Rajinikanth guy was a easter egg. It was removed for being too powerful after 2 days.
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  • Rajinikanth occasionally suffers from insomnia. When this happens, Rajini simply knocks himself out.
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  • Rajinikanth can drift a Mack truck.
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  • You can rearrange the letters to the word, "Omnipotent" to spell Rajinikanth.
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  • When biologists sequenced Rajinikanth's DNA, the only letters found were F and U.
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