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List of Rajinikanth Facts

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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Rajinikanth can kill him and take it.

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The Rajinikanth military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Rajinikanth could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rajinikanth.

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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Rajinikanth turned that wine into beer.

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Rajinikanth is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Rajinikanth once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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Rajinikanth originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Kanth replied "That's no glitch."

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Rajinikanth doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

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When Rajinikanth sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Rajinikanth has not had to pay taxes ever.

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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajinikanth out. It failed miserably.

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Rajinikanth once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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When Rajinikanth calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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There are no races, only countries of people Rajinikanth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

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When Rajinikanth was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Rajinikanth Roundhouse Kick).

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