Giraffes were invented when Rajinikanth laid an uppercut to a horse.
Rajinikanth could stab you with a worm.
When Rajinikanth got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Rajinikanth.
When Rajinikanth was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
baby & animal
If Rajinikanth were a cat he would have ten lives.
animal & cat
In India, cows wait until Rajinikanth crosses the street.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Rajinikanth doesn't.
Rajinikanth can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Rajinikanth can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Unicorns are extinct but Rajinikanth used all their horns as toothpicks.
Rajinikanth once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
money & animal
Q: What's the difference between Rajinikanth and a bear? A: Rajinikanth has more chest hair.
Rajinikanth once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
cowboy, animal & time
Rajini Kanth doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Rajinikanth once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG