Rajinikanth can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
car & weather
Rajinikanth lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When Rajini crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Rajinikanth was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
car & dinosaur
Rajinikanth inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
The cops pulled Rajinikanth over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
When Rajinikanth was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Once upon a time, Rajinikanth moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Rajinikanth saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
When Rajinikanth drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
People created the automobile to escape from Rajinikanth... Not to be outdone, Rajinikanth created the automobile accident.
Rajinikanth bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
At the age of 17, Rajinikanth was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
car, age & work
Rajinikanth once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Rajinikanth once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
car & sport