Rajinikanth can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
dev & nerdy
Rajinikanth can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Rajini's (he just lets you use it).
Project managers never ask Rajinikanth for estimations... ever.
A diff between your code and Rajinikanth's is infinite.
Rajinikanth doesn't need an OS.
Rajinikanth insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
Rajinikanth is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi.
dev, nerdy, science & math
When Rajinikanth is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?".
Rajinikanth's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
coding, dev, nerdy, IT, geek & computer
Rajinikanth solved the halting problem.
Each hair in Rajinikanth's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
Rajinikanth protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
Rajinikanth's log statements are always at the FATAL level.