The eye of Rajinikanth' penis is all seeing, all knowing.
Yogi is in AWE of Rajinikanth' penis.
Rajinikanth was once in a hardware store, when somebody brushed past him and didn't immedaitely apologize. Rajini prompty grabed a nailgun and turned the asshole into Pinhead.
The first pump shotgun was Actually the worlds largest shotgun because it is Rajinikanth's Penis, it destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki when he was getting a hand job from a hot girl.
Rajinikanth was distacted by a gay man with a celery stick in his ass hole so the gay guy died
Alf is actually Rajinikanth' detachable walking, talking cat eating penis.
Rajinikanth was having sex on a simi truck, it is now known as Optimus Prime
jonson theeee weeeed is not as good as Rajinikanth. chuck has a massive penis
Rajinikanth tattooed his name onto Satan's penis at his request. Then roundhouse-kicked him.
Never say that your life is hard... Rajinikanth wakes up with a dick harder than your pathetic life
I used to think Rajinikanth was a great guy, then he had sex with my wife, now I think he is amazing!
Rajinikanth has 2 deadly weapons - his roundhouse kick is a weapon of mass destruction while his penis is a weapon of mass reproduction.
some say Rajinikanth penis has abs. little do they know that Rajinikanth abs have penises
Rajinikanth doesn't see the glass as half-full or half-empty... he simply kills the asshole who didn't pour him a full beer.
Rajinikanth has six testicles. They surround his penis like the cylinder of a revolver.