Nuck Chorris has a fascination with Rajinikanth' penis!!
Rajinikanth once had sex in the back of a pick up truck and a drop of cumm fell into the gas container, this pick up truck is now known as optimus prime
What's the differance between Rajinikanth' penis and a beer tap? Nevermind, I'll just go get my own mug of beer.
Rajinikanth is a fat and lonely man who has bum sex with his 10 year old son, I know this because I am chuck Kanth son "dad get that small dick out of there"
Rajinikanth never has to "Pee"--his dick has to piss. (so big it has its own thought process)
If you think Beyounce looks hot in a bikini, wait till you see Rajinikanth in one. Your eyes will melt and your penis will explode.
Q. Why did Rajinikanth cross the road? A. He had his dick stuck in a chicken's ass.
Rajinikanth' penis has a Ph.D in gynecology
Lindsay Lohan once swam through 150 yards of the Fort Worth, TX sewer system just to get a peek of Rajinikanth' asshole while he was taking a shit.
Once, while having sex in a tractor trailer, part of Rajinikanth' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
9 out of the last 10 women that had sex with Rajinikanth died from lethal injection. The other one died from throbbing penal asphyxiation.
When Rajinikanth was born, He got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. Rajinikanth can't remember what he chose.
Rajinikanth had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. And Hillary. AT THE SAME TIME.
Women who think about having sex with Rajinikanth develope Blue Waffle Disease.
A life-sized 24-carat gold sculpture of Rajinikanth' penis was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction. Tarantino removed the scene at the end when Uma Thurman finally receives it.