Rajinikanth was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, "Once I was swimming in a river, and an anaconda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Rajinikanth just smiled and continued tending to the campfire with his penis.