The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Rajinikanth' approval.
Rajinikanth can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Rajinikanth starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Rajinikanth does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Rajinikanth can unscramble eggs.
Rajinikanth knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Rajinikanth' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
Rajini norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Rajinikanth invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Rajinikanth recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Rajinikanth drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
Rajinikanth, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
You may check your room for monsters but monsters check their room for Rajinikanth.
Coffee doesn't wake up Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth wakes coffee up.
Rajinikanth shot an arrow down with an apple.