The moon is just a football Rajinikanth kicked up when he was a kid.
kids & football
When Rajinikanth wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
kids & fat
When Rajinikanth was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Rajinikanth!
Christmas, kids & Santa
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Rajinikanth over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
kids & dinosaur
Rajinikanth had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
kids & military
Rajinikanth once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Rajinikanth once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
kids, fat & health
A kid once tried to scare Rajinikanth on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
kids, Halloween & health
Rajinikanth has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Rajinikanth was an only child. Eventually.
When Rajinikanth was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Rajinikanth pants came down and out popped Florida.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
dirty, kids & sex
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Rajinikanth
kids & celebrity