Iran reveals a plan to test its first Rajinikanth within a week.
Before Rajinikanth can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
war & military
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Rajinikanth had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
kids & military
Rajinikanth does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Rajinikanth can find Osama Bin Laden!
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Rajinikanth blood tipe is AK-47
Rajinikanth once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Rajinikanth
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Rajinikanth' beard.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Rajinikanth.
war, celebrity & military
Rajinikanth once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.