Rajinikanth can unit test entire applications with a single assert.
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Rajinikanth does infinite loops in 4 seconds.
Rajinikanth can overflow your stack just by looking at it.
When Rajinikanth is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?".
Rajinikanth can over-write a locked variable.
MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Rajini's (he just lets you use it).
Project managers never ask Rajinikanth for estimations... ever.
A diff between your code and Rajinikanth's is infinite.
"It works on my machine" always holds true for Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth doesn't need an OS.
Rajinikanth causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.
Rajinikanth can read from an input stream.
Rajinikanth insists on strongly-typed programming languages.
Rajinikanth is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi.
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