Rajinikanth installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
phone & music
Rajinikanth told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
phone & time
When Rajinikanth calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Rajinikanth can text using a rotary phone.
Rajinikanth recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Rajinikanth does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
phone & technology
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Rajinikanth a giant meteor.
phone & dinosaur
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Rajini phoned and said "That's enough!"
Rajinikanth put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
phone, travel & airplane
If he wanted to, Rajinikanth could rob a bank. By phone.
Rajinikanth watched the tape from The Ring. His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
Rajinikanth doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Rajinikanth was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
phone & death
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Rajinikanth arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.