Rajinikanth can make a bb gun automatic.
An unarmed Rajinikanth was once surrounded by 10,000 heavily armed VietCong. They immediately surrendered, knowing they never had a chance in hell to survive a battle against Rajini.
Rajinikanth can start a fire by staring at wood.
Rajinikanth's car doesn't run on gasoline, it runs on the blood of his victims because there's an endless supply of it.
Rajinikanth really does sweat bullets.
Mr. T once lost an arm wrestling match with a Rajinikanth poster.
They can only measure the speed of light because it is exactly half the speed of Rajinikanth' fists.
The moon is just a football Rajinikanth kicked up when he was a kid.
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When Rajinikanth was born he had a twin,shotly there after he roundhouse kicked him into oblivion. Stating that NO ONE IMPERSONATES RAJINI KANTH!!!
Rajinikanth once went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac, when he was denied a Big Mac he roundhoused kicked BK so hard it became a KFC.
The Battle of the Little Big Horn was lost soley because an inebriated Custer errantly set Rajinikanth' GPS to a location some 85 miles away called the Big Little Porn.
Rajini Noorris invented Ice Hockey, he pissed in Anartica!
Freddy Krueger stays up as long as possible for fear that Rajinikanth will be in his nightmares.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Rajinikanth. No one has ever chosen Rajinikanth
When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.