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List of Rajinikanth Facts

Rajinikanth does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.

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Rajinikanth doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Rajinikanth.

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Rajinikanth compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.

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Rajinikanth solved the halting problem.

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With Rajinikanth P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Rajinikanth decisions.

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Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Rajinikanth can retrieve anything from /dev/null.

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No one has ever pair-programmed with Rajinikanth and lived to tell about it.

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No one has ever spoken during review of Rajinikanth's code and lived to tell about it.

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Rajinikanth doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.

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Rajinikanth doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.

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Rajinikanth can dereference NULL.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Rajinikanth can swim through land!

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A diff between your code and Rajinikanth's is infinite.

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The Rajinikanth Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

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