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List of Rajinikanth Facts

Rajinikanth is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

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Rajinikanth uses canvas in IE.

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Don't worry about tests, Rajinikanth's test cases cover your code too.

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Each hair in Rajinikanth's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.

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Rajinikanth's log statements are always at the FATAL level.

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Rajinikanth's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.

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When Rajinikanth break the build, you can't fix it, because there is not a single line of code left.

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Rajinikanth types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.

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Rajinikanth's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.

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If you try to kill -9 Rajinikanth's programs, it backfires.

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Rajinikanth does infinit loops in 4 seconds.

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Product Owners never ask Rajinikanth for more features. They ask for mercy.

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Product Owners never argue with Rajinikanth after he demonstrates the DropKick feature.

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Rajinikanth can over-write a locked variable.

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Rajinikanth knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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