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List of Rajinikanth Facts

Rajinikanth can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Rajinikanth can write to an output stream.

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Rajinikanth can read from an input stream.

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Rajinikanth never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Rajinikanth code.

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Rajinikanth's unit tests don't run. They die.

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Rajinikanth causes the Windows Blue Screen of Death.

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Rajinikanth can download emails with his pick-up.

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Rajinikanth can make a class that is both abstract and final.

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Rajinikanth could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

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Code runs faster when Rajinikanth watches it.

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Only Rajinikanth shuts down websites without due process, not SOPA or PIPA.

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\"It works on my machine\" always holds true for Rajinikanth.

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Rajinikanth can unit test an entire application with a single assert.

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Rajinikanth doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Rajinikanth.

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The programs that Rajinikanth writes don't have version numbers because he only writes them once. If a user reports a bug or has a feature request they don't live to see the sun set.

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