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List of Rajinikanth Facts

Rajinikanth doesn't believe in floating point numbers because they can't be typed on his binary keyboard.

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Rajinikanth solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time.

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Rajinikanth never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToRajini error.

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Rajinikanth doesn't program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants.

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Rajinikanth doesn't delete files, he blows them away.

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Rajinikanth can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Rajinikanth.

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When a bug sees Rajinikanth, it flees screaming in terror, and then immediately self-destructs to avoid being roundhouse-kicked.

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Rajinikanth rewrote the Google search engine from scratch.

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Rajinikanth doesn't need the cloud to scale his applications, he uses his laptop.

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Rajinikanth's protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.

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Rajinikanth's programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.

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You don't disable the Rajinikanth plug-in, it disables you.

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Rajinikanth doesn't need a java compiler, he goes straight to .war

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Rajinikanth can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful.

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There is nothing regular about Rajinikanth's expressions.

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