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List of Rajinikanth Facts

Quantum cryptography does not work on Rajinikanth. When something is being observed by Rajini it stays in the same state until he's finished.

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There is no need to try catching Rajinikanth's exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal.

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Rajinikanth's beard is immutable.

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Rajinikanth's preferred IDE is hexedit.

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Rajinikanth is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe.

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Rajinikanth's addition operator doesn't commute; it teleports to where he needs it to be.

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Anonymous methods and anonymous types are really all called Rajinikanth. They just don't like to boast.

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Rajinikanth doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn.

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Rajinikanth does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is not exceptional.

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When Rajinikanth's code fails to compile the compiler apologises.

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Rajinikanth does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision.

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Rajinikanth can recite π. Backwards.

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When Rajinikanth points to null, null quakes in fear.

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Rajinikanth has root access to your system.

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When Rajinikanth gives a method an argument, the method loses

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