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List of Rajinikanth Facts

Rajinikanth's keyboard doesn't have F1 key, the computer asks for help from him.

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When Rajinikanth presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computers restart is initiated.

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Rajinikanth originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Kanth replied, "That's no glitch."

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In the beginning there was nothing...then Rajinikanth Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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When God said: "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Rajinikanth said: "Say please."

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From now on type Ch-ck N-orr-s. its more respectful.

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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Rajinikanth calls this "a slow Tuesday."

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Rajinikanth's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Rajinikanth always handles things the first time

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Rajinikanth is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Rajinikanth isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

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Who is the person supplying those gadgets to Doraemon??? Of course the thalaiva..Rajinikanth!

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The Bible was originally titled "Rajinikanth and Friends"

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Rajinikanth does not make new year resolutions the new year makes Rajinikanth resolutions.

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Rajinikanth once wanted a kitty cat....so he went to the zoo and purchased a tiger - he named his tiger Dick Cheney because it was such a big pussy.

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Rajinikanth can understand Charlie Sheen.

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