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List of Rajinikanth Facts

The reason why Barack Obama hasn't came out and said he is a muslim is because Rajinikanth is still alive

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The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Rajini had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

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Rajinikanth went to the white house and crapped and pissed on President Barack Obama's desk, just because he is Rajinikanth.

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For Bruce Willis' birthday, he received a DVD of Rajinikanth banging Demi Moore while repeatedly yelling 'Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker'. Kanth then felt a rare twinge of guilt, so he then sent Willis a DVD of him pummeling Ashton Kutcher with Charlie Sheen.

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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Rajinikanth calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

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Rajinikanth has never been accused of murder because his roundhouse kicks are recognized as "acts of God."

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Rajinikanth, Jesus, and Barack Obama were standing by a lake. Jesus walked out on the water and was shortly followed by Rajini. Obama tried to follow, but fell in the water. After muck kicking and splashing Jesus said: Do you think we should tell him about the "stepping stones"? Rajini then said: "What stepping stone?"

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If Rajinikanth where to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger the world would end of the action packed that would follow

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"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Rajinikanth's theme song.

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Rajinikanth has five children whose names are: - Van Damme - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Clint Eastwood - Steven Seagal - Joe Pesci

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Arnold Schwarzenegger says "I'll be back!". Rajinikanth says "I'm back!"

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Rajinikanth doesn't need sudo, he just types "Rajinikanth" before his commands.

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Rajinikanth is Charlie Sheen's dealer.

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When Barack Obama said "Yes we can," he actually was referring to Rajinikanth

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Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Rajinikanth once pissed in.

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