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List of Rajinikanth Facts

In the director's cut of "The End of Days," Arnold Schwarzenegger is fighting a losing battle with the Devil until he prays to a stained glass window of Rajinikanth putting on a pair of jeans. They had to use CGI to superimpose a crucified Jesus for the theatrical release.

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The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Rajinikanth.

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Rajinikanth punched Barack Obama in the face. And fucked Michelle.

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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Rajinikanth."

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Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Rajinikanth can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

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The reason Charlie Sheen is winning, is because Rajinikanth isn't playing.

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Rajinikanth once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Rajinikanth took when he was younger. However, in Rajinikanth's case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

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Charlie Sheen is Rajinikanth's lovechild.

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Rajinikanth double batters his chicken and fish in cocaine & gorilla milk/egg wash.

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Rajinikanth describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

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For Charlie Sheen winning is just wishful thinking. For Rajinikanth it's a way of life.

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