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List of Rajinikanth Facts

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In honor of Rajinikanth, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Rajinisized.

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If tapped, a Rajinikanth roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

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Rajinikanth can divide by zero.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Rajinikanth kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Rajinikanth has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Rajinikanth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Rajinikanth and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

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Rajinikanth can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

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It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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James Cameron wanted Rajinikanth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Rajinikanth pajamas.

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When Rajinikanth does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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A high tide means Rajinikanth is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Rajinikanth instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Rajini roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

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