Rajinikanth once participated in the running with bulls...he walked.
Rajinikanth doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Rajinikanth' RV has a tractor beam.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Rajinikanth's tears? More people believe in Santa Claus.
Violence is Rajinikanth' last option. It's also his first.
Rajinikanth uses sandpaper condoms
Rajinikanth knows when Santa Claus is awake.
GOD said he created humans in his image he did not say anything about Rajini norris
Rajinikanth knows the color that's darker than black.
Rajinikanth can multiply length x width x heigth when finding the circumference of a circle.
Rajinikanth dosn't go bungee jumping off of bridges, bridges go bungee jumping off of Rajinikanth.
When doctors are doing open heart surgery they use Rajinikanth to open the body.
Niagra Falls, is not really a waterfall, It's just what happens when Rajinikanth gets done with a night of drinking.
Rajinikanth injects hot coffee directly into his eyeballs.
Rajinikanth's childhood is known to some as the Jungle Book