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List of Rajinikanth Facts

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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Rajinikanth.

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Rajinikanth is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Rajinitanium.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Rajinikanth won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

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Rajinikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Most boots are made for walkin'. Rajinikanth's boots ain't that merciful.

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Rajinikanth began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

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Google won't search for Rajinikanth because it knows you don't find Rajinikanth, he finds you.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Rajinikanth jumped out of a plane and punched the ground

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Rajinikanth a giant meteor.

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Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

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Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

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Rajinikanth invented the internet? just so he had a place to store his porn.

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Rajinikanth is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.

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