Rajinikanth has been all over more co-ed ass than butterfly tattoos.
Rajinikanth never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
winter, death, sport & morbid
Rajinikanth uses boxing gloves instead of condoms.
Rajinikanth' Doctor does physicals and normally says "turn your head and cough". When Rajini drops his pants the Doctor says "oh my god"!!
Rajinikanth was once in a crowded elevator when it suddenly stopped. Kanth immediately climbed up through the the hatch in the ceiling, grabbed onto the cable, pointed his assult rifle at the pulley, then looked up and said 'there is no spoon. There is only Kanth.'
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth' chest hair can absorb a shotgun blast.
Rajini norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
aliens abduct cows to save them from the wrath of Rajinikanth
Anti-deforestation laws prohibit complete listings of Rajinikanth' acomplishments on any paper based product.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth is too legit to quit.
Rajinikanth can hammer a wall into a nail.
Rajinikanth got a homerun in bowling.
Rajinikanth can sing whale.