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List of Rajinikanth Facts

Rajinikanth smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Rajinikanth's personal chef.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Rajinikanth.

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Rajinikanth once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Rajinikanth.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Rajinikanth.

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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Rajinikanth. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

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Rajinikanth used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Rajinikanth killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Rajinikanth bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

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When Rajinikanth works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.

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Rajinikanth's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

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The square root of Rajinikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajinikanth, the result is death.

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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Rajinikanth's ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Noah was the only man notified before Rajinikanth relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

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MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Rajinikanth roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

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Rajinikanth eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

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