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List of Rajinikanth Facts

Rajinikanth doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Rajinikanth can walk on Jesus.

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As an infant, Rajinikanth's parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Rajinikanth was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

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Rajinikanth likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

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Rajinikanth uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

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Rajinikanth starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

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In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Rajinikanth is the stuntman for every character.

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The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Rajinikanth? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

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Rajinikanth can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

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When Rajinikanth goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

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Rajinikanth has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Rajinikanth's first visit to Tokyo.

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Rajinikanth once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Rajinikanth once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

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