Jack Nicholson tells Rajinikanth that he "CAN handle the truth".
The Universe is not expanding. It is running away from Rajinikanth.
The eye of Rajinikanth' penis is all seeing, all knowing.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Rajinikanth's computer. Rajinikanth is always in control.
y bruce lee defeated himjust because he was figting agains Rajinikanth shadow.we know , Rajinikanth can jump over shadow
Rajinikanth doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Rajinikanth games.
computer & game
In the movie "The Matrix", Rajinikanth is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth doesn't rape... No one says no to Rajinikanth!!
Rajinikanth can paste something before he copies it.
Rajinikanth gives cigarettes cancer
Rajinikanth can make an omelette without breaking any eggs.
The only thing you can beat Rajinikanth at is the number of times you've had your face kicked in.
Old MacDonald had a farm, EIEIO. Rajinikanth punched him in the face, EIEIO. That's what made Old MacDonald get dyslexia, OIEIE.
Michael Phelps has a picture of Rajinikanth' face on hs pillow.