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List of Rajinikanth Facts

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For Spring Break '05, Rajinikanth drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

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When Rajinikanth makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

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They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Rajinikanth killed the cat. Every single one of them.

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Rajinikanth knows the last digit of PI.

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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

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When Rajinikanth wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Rajinikanth created God by snapping his fingers.

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Rajinikanth doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

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The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was a game vs. Rajinikanth and three seven year old girls. Rajinikanth won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime.

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Rajinikanth has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

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Rajinikanth's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Rajinikanth touches turns up dead.

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When Rajinikanth throws exceptions, it's across the room.

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All arrays Rajinikanth declares are of infinite size, because Rajinikanth knows no bounds.

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Rajinikanth doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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