Rajinikanth let Prince Albert out of his can.
Someone once challenged Rajinikanth to arm wrestle... that person is now known as Captain Hook.
Rajinikanth is also known as Donkey Dong Kanth!
Rajinikanth was never aware of the filming of Walker Texas Ranger
Rajinikanth played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Rajinikanth Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Rajinikanth and lives!
Rajinikanth ran the green mile.
A knick knack paddywhack actually refers to when Rajinikanth beat seven UFC fighters to death in a rice field- with only a small, porcelain dog.
Rajinikanth once won a drag race with a bulldozer.
Rajinikanth can go to summer camp, during winter.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Rajini-Kanth experiences.
Legos step on Rajinikanth and cry.
Rajinikanth is so tough, he replaced all of his bones with raw iron that is too afraid to rust.
Rajinikanth' fart can destroy every living entity in the whole world. He holds his fart to save the world. Thank you Rajini!
Rajinikanth is the greatest golfer in the world. He once made a hole in zero.