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List of Rajinikanth Facts

For Rajinikanth, NP-Hard = O(1).

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Rajinikanth is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Rajinikanth is always on a mission.

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Rajinikanth's Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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Rajinikanth solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Here's the pseudo-code: Break salesman into N pieces. Kick each piece to a different city.

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No statement can catch the RajiniKanthException.

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Rajinikanth doesn't pair program.

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Rajinikanth can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.

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Rajinikanth doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.

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Rajinikanth doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.

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There is no Esc key on Rajinikanth's keyboard, because no one escapes Rajinikanth.

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Rajinikanth can binary search unsorted data.

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Rajinikanth breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.

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Rajinikanth doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise.

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Rajinikanth went out of an infinite loop.

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If Rajinikanth writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves.

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