Whenever Rajinikanth sees a world touched by war, thousands of soldiers dying and mortars exploding, guns guns and more guns are firing....He really just wants to nuke the crap outta it.
Upon meeting Rajinikanth, the first thing that strikes you is his sheer natural awesomeness - shortly before his boot strikes your face. Don't stare at Rajini.
People invented the automobile to get away from Rajinikanth. Not to be outdone, Rajinikanth invented the automobile accident.
The 6 branches of the military are the army , navy , air force , marines , coast guard , and Rajinikanth.
When Rajinikanth stands in front of a mirror, the mirror breaks because the mirror knows not to stand between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.
Burger King once tried to sue Rajinikanth for copy write infringment because he has a sign on his front gate that says "Home of the Whopper". They lost.