Rajinikanth and his toothbrush can take on a guy wielding a crowbar. And win.
Sharon Stone parted her legs for Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth can sleep with eyes OPEN.
Rajinikanth frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Rajinikanth had a staring contest with Medusa, and won.
Rajinikanth can give a black guy a fat lip
Whenever Rajinikanth sees a world touched by war, thousands of soldiers dying and mortars exploding, guns guns and more guns are firing....He really just wants to nuke the crap outta it.
Whenever Rajinikanth strangles a tiger, he gets Frosted Flakes.
Rajinikanth ALWAYS looks a gift horse in the mouth.
Upon meeting Rajinikanth, the first thing that strikes you is his sheer natural awesomeness - shortly before his boot strikes your face. Don't stare at Rajini.
People invented the automobile to get away from Rajinikanth. Not to be outdone, Rajinikanth invented the automobile accident.
The 6 branches of the military are the army , navy , air force , marines , coast guard , and Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth can drive a freight train on a dirt road
When Rajinikanth stands in front of a mirror, the mirror breaks because the mirror knows not to stand between Rajinikanth and Rajinikanth.
Burger King once tried to sue Rajinikanth for copy write infringment because he has a sign on his front gate that says "Home of the Whopper". They lost.